Saturday, July 30, 2011

Baby Gal3 "Kite Man"

Back to another episode of Bay Gal here we have the “Kite man” New Amsterdam most infamous butcher man. Lovers of facts endure with me. All art shown on my blog are for sale be sure to drop me a mail should you have any interest in any of the paintings shown.




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Then we made some cut out of and wrote out the name of the kite “Baby Gal”. It was the biggest kite my brother and I had ever seen and the most beautiful. Only one thing disturbed us, was the name “Baby Gal”. Next the Kite Man said “find some razor blades and broken old glass and bottles with sharp edges”. With all these items procured and the kite completed; he declared “I done now. How you all gon pay me?” Big problem for us we had no money. While “Kite Man” was building our kite he kept on rambling about the different people he used “Baby Gal” to slash. By then we had figured that Aunt Sybil’s boarder was the infamous murder who sliced up his victims. However the police could never pin any definite murder on him. Hence he would spend a short time in prison and has to be released. He was also known as the New Amsterdam Butcher Man. While scratching our head he blurted out “I want Rum”!




Well Aunt Sybil had a bottle of Rum which she used for black cake and to preserve fruits. So we raided her cupboard poured out all her rum and replaced it with some lime juice swank.


We now had the best looking kits in New Amsterdam. But fear Aunt Sybil’s boarder was the notorious “Kite Man” known criminal for cutting up his victims. This knowledge lingered in our minds. That night we hardly slept a wink we had constant night mares of kite Man creeping up and cutting us up in our sleep.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

PUSH LAWN MOWER



In an effort to mitigate my carbon foot print I recently I bought a Push Reel Lawn Mower. After years of gas powered lawn mowers. My initial reluctance to purchase one had to do with my past experiences with using these push lawn mowers. Which was mowing my aunt’s Yvonne’s lawn, {best times of my life}. Using the old Push Reel Mowers one had to exert enormous effort; their coefficient of friction was very high. However the modern Push Reel Mowers have a very low coefficient friction. This means they are easier to push. Apart from offsetting carbon foot print pushing the Reel Mower is another means to exercise. As evidence of my action to save the environment and promote health I have attached a few images of a muscular and handsome man and a beautiful woman mowing my back yard lawn back lawn.



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Friday, July 1, 2011

Folk Incognito: Baby Gal 2

Folk Incognito: Baby Gal 2

Baby Gal 2

Baby Gal 2. Here I venture into another realm. One that grips us at any time or age it may be untrue however it’s a part of our truth. It’s just an untouchable mirage that comes true and is touchable then at other times is just out there one time visible next time just floating in our heads it’s a part of the cosmos that we can’t quite grasps. Ah! woking hard to bring out the “Ah we”. Next blog hope to do am better. Be free to make enquires on the art shown on my blog, most of my art are for sale.



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BABY GAL 2 
 “Hay there! Hay you there!” We looked round and there was this tall skinny man pointing at us. “Stop that racket”  “Is what you guys think you doing?” We replied “We trying to repair our kit”. “Oh! I see.” “Come here let me help you all.”  “I am the Kite Man.”.  “Wait here Ah! Gon bring out me out me favorite knife”. “Baby Gal!” “Boy she is the sharpest gal I ever had, when she cut she, she does cut real clean and smooth”. Me use am to chop up nuff of them”. “Bring them boards, le me help you all build a big man kite”.  His fingers were long, and his hands was steady as he chopped and plane down the boards to be used for our kite. “Go get me some (Pacie) Pacie is a gummy sticky fruit that grew on a large tree in Aunt Sybil’s yard.  So we climbed the Pacie tree chopped down as many bunch of Pacie as we could, as fast as possible, because red ants was biting we on all parts.  Red ants always bite you in parts unmentionable.   Red ants does live in Pacie trees, they love the Pacie fruit because it so sweet. Next we had to cut some bamboo to make the bull of the kite.  We then asked our mother for a few dollars ran down to Main Street to buy some kite paper to pace on the kite frame.  Because that the kite was so big we could not use our crochet # 0 twine, we had to buy a thicker twine more like a fine rope. Now for the tail we get some old cloths and joined them up. “But the Kite Man say we got to get some rope so we find a big old rope in the yard and split it in two to make the tail. The Kite man said “I is a fight man and we gon battle any bad man kite that challenge we on the Back Dam tomorrow”.